Movember

Yeah, I'm doing it. Not just so I can offer moustache rides to strangers (NEVER accept a moustache ride from strangers, kids) but because a close family friend has been diagnosed with prostate cancer recently, and I know personally I've never been checked because I don't want two fingers shoved up my ass. BUT, this is a real threat to our man-junk fellas, so I encourage you to willingly request to be probed in your rectum ASAP, as I will be doing the same. I'll update here as my man-stache develops.

Plus, I'll get mad play from the bitches. 

OH, and yeah, i'm doing this legit. Made an account and everything. They wouldn't let me use "iammikeross'prostate" though. Lame.

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